Events of comedy or epic failure

Mom: it's cold when the wind blows
Sister:anyway the wind blows
Mom: it doesn't really matter.....
Me: bohemian rspsody!
Them: WHA??!????

Okay so me and my friends were sitting in AIG and we were both wearing headbands (<-IMPORTANT INFO!)
My friend:She points to her head. "Whered you get that,"
me:"From God."
My friend: "NO THAT!SPARKLY THINGY!"
me:"My headband?"
my friend:"Yea that."
me:"Erm Justice."
my friend:"Oh yea thats the one I have!"then she pulls it off her head.
AIG teacher:"Bless it."

So im at my moms work with some of my friend/friend at times (mackenzie=friend hayden=friend at times) in the break room (their parents also work at my moms work) and we're drawing on the white board.
Hayden: "I know a person named Gertrude."
Me&Kenzie:
Hayden: "I do!She lives in a ditch in at my neighbors..we're not sure if its a boy or a girl."
Kenzie:"And what does this 'Gertrude' look like?"
Me:"Like..."I draw a person with long hair,a hippie band,a mustache,two teeth (ones golden),overalls and heels
Hayden:"YEAAAA!!Like that!" He starts doing the running man
Mackenzie:"Okaay."
Me:"Tell her I said hi!"